We took a meticulously clean, bone-dry Light Lager base and slashed it wide open with an aggressive injection of watermelon that bleeds summertime. There are no synthetic, neon-pink candy tropes hiding in these woods, just fleshy watermelon married to a crisp and clean Lager that drips a whisper of tropical and fruity hops courtesy of Riwaka. It pours a deceptively innocent straw-gold with a tight white head that vanishes as fast as a camper at Crystal Lake. Up front, it hits with a gushing wave of real-fruit refreshment before a terrifyingly sharp, snappy finish hacks away any perception of sweetness, leaving your palate completely cleansed and screaming for another sip. Highly effervescent and dangerously crushable, it’s the ultimate thirst executioner. [4.8% ABV]